Oregon will Name a Salmon After Your Ex and Feed it to a Bear

Happy Valentine's Day to YOU! If you're just getting over a bad breakup, Oregon wants to give you the perfect gift. For $20, you can name a salmon after your ex, and they'll feed it to a bear...YIKES! At least you'll be able to rest easy tonight knowing you got something for Valentine's Day, and - well, karma.

They also have some great programs if your heart isn't hurting this year, such as becoming an animal ambassador or handing over a Sweethearts Certificate.

 
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