Yup. You can't make this stuff up.
A security guard handcuffed himself at about 2am at Bath & Body Works (assuming it's the one on W Sunset Drive because it was listed as taking place in Waukesha?) before realizing he didn't have the key. He had to call the cops to let him out, and also admitted that this wasn't the first time he's done this.
I once did this with my dad's handcuffs (he's a retired police officer - get your mind out of the gutter) and my mom covered for me until my dad went to bed so she could sneak over and steal his keys to let me out. However - I would like to note that I was 10, and not a working adult.
We live in a weird world.