No this isn't a sick prank. There's a company selling bikini crotch charms?!?
According to US Weekly:
A Tokyo-based company called BoDivas has rolled out a line of crotch charms — because apparently a cute bathing suit isn’t enough. The intimate jewelry — official name: Beachtails — is designed to be worn inside panties or bikini bottoms with the sparkly gems dangling down each side of the wearer’s leg.
They look like this:
Which begs the question... Would you wear them?
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