Sarcastic Dad Writes What All Parents are Thinking on Post It Notes

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I don't know who this man is, but he is my hero. His name? Chris Illuminati. And, he has biting humor with a sense of sarcasm...and creatively displays it via post-its. He seems so happy to be a dad hahah

Every. Damn. Time. THIS WAS MY 500th POST WHAT DO I WIN?!? Nothing? Fucking GREAT! ------ If you missed any of these notes, check out the archive! Link is in my bio. #funny #funnyshit #kids #parenting #pottyhumor

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It only exists in my wildest dreams. Wildesssstttt dreeeaammss #taylorswift

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VERY different reasons. Mine are more of the "oh shit!" variety. #kids #school #hideuntilseptember

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I still believe this to this day and I hope it becomes a talking point of the 2016 election #parents #parenting #openbar

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#tbt to six years ago. HAVE I REALLY BEEN DOING THESE FOR SIX YEARS?!?!

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#tbt to all the times I paid to get into places and also would have paid to get out #kids #parenting #dad

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That's bullshit #diet #exercise #drinking #losingweight

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If you're shopping for me...

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#tbt to when it was middle of the night vomit accidents and not middle of the night bed pissing. The wife thinks I should see a doctor or just GET OUT BED FOR THE 9th TIME

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#parenting #parenthood #funny #dad #gross

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