This is sooo funny... and pretty true. I know my wife relates.
And if you or your special someone is into fishing, I've got a chance for you to make all of their fishing dreams come true!!!
I’ve got together with Gary and the crew at Ballards Black Island Resort and set up an all-inclusive, fully guided trip to chase trophy Walleyes, Pike, Smallmouth and Musky on Lake of the Woods in Ontario, Canada.
Stay on a 34 acre private island with fully modern amenities! Cable TV, WiFi internet. All cabins have amazing lake views with daily house keeping.
And don't worry about any boats or gear... Sure you can bring yours if you want but they provide everything. I promise you it's not old beat up stuff, this is brand new top of the line tackle and equipment.
And best of all... ALL meals and beverages are included (except alcohol, you bring your own) - breakfast, walleye shore lunches, dinners, daily supply of bottled sodas, waters, and juices.
Catch TROPHY walleye, MONSTER pike, FIGHTING bass, and the NOTORIOUS musky!
Call now and reserve your space. We only have room for (18) people on this EXCLUSIVE CANADIAN FISHING ADVENTURE!
Everyone is welcome and included! Don't think this is an ordinary dirty guys fishing camp! We've had Husbands and Wives, Parents and kids, Group of Girlfriends, and groups of buddies all join! I'd love for you to have the opportunity this year to just show up; and CATCH fish!
Call Gary from Ballards at 218-634-1996 and make sure to Ask for the "Ridder Price"... He'll hook you up!